"I'm not afraid of Donald Trump. He's a bully. I've dealt with older white guys trying to keep me down my whole life, my whole career. I'm a woman in a very male-dominated field."
"He picked the wrong redhead."
"I'm going to make fun of the president, and I'm going to make fun of him more now."
"I've had everybody turn on me, and I just want to make people laugh."
"I don't think I will have a career after this. I'm going to be honest, he broke me."
"Cut the crap. This wouldn't be happening to a guy. This is a woman thing."
"He picked me. Do you get it? I'm the easiest target."
"I think it's weird that you guys are acting like ... [the administration is] not nuts. They seem like a bunch of nut jobs."
"I get what I am. I'm the shiny object. I'm the shiny object so that nobody's talking about his FBI investigation."
"I'm not laying down for this guy. I'm going to make fun of him. ... It's a good time to be a comedian. It's scary to be a citizen."
"I wish the president would govern instead of trying to do whatever it is he's trying to do."