Simon the Giant Bunny was Sodomized to death by an United Airlines worker - he is a MUSLIM.
United Airlines has covered up the crime by cremating the remains.
Evidence would show that Simon the Giant Bunny was Sodomized. United does not want any more bad publicity, especially this kind.
Can you imagine the outrage if the headlines read MUSLIM UNITED EMPLOYEE SODOMIZED SIMON TO DEATH!
The reason for the cover up.
CCTV cameras however caught some of the cover up by United staff.
Here is the complaint from the breeder:
“The whole thing stinks of a cover-up,” breeder Annette Edwards, 65, told The Sun. “I had been asking United over and over again for his body so that I can have him examined here in Britain but they never got back to me. All I want to know is how he died.”
United side of the story:
United claimed the rabbit was alive when it was taken out of the cargo section of a Boeing 767. The airline’s CEO, Oscar Munoz, tried to apologize after the rabbit’s death, but drew fire for likening the pet to misplaced bags. United, which has been fending off PR nightmares left and right in recent weeks, told Edwards on Friday there could be no autopsy because the animal had been incinerated, the Sun reported. A source told the outlet that bumbling Chicago airport workers killed the bunny by mistakenly leaving it in a freezer overnight. But United claimed in a statement Sunday that no such thing had ever happened. “The assertion that Simon died in a freezer is completely false,” the airline said. “Simon was cared for at the PetSafe kennel facility which is kept at room temperature (on average 70°F). He arrived at Chicago O’Hare airport in apparent good condition at 10:25 am (local time). He was seen by a representative of the kennel facility moving about within his crate about 11:00am. Shortly thereafter, a kennel representative noticed Simon was motionless and determined that he passed away.” Fox
MUSLIMS have a wicked habit of Sodomizing animals.
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